January 2012
December 2011
me: can we have sex?
fictional character:
me:
fictional character:
me:
fictional character:
me: i can marry you first if that'd make this easier.
Watchliterallysame:
saw the thumbnail
couldn’t scroll past
Watchjasmine-blu:
i am genuinely freaked out
cardcaptorsollux:
baby youre as hot as the bottom of my laptop
billiepaulpiper:
do you think kanye west gave himself all his albums for christmas
It looks like you're done with me.
pesty-leader:
I’ll take my leave now.
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me: wow listen to this funny joke my friend just texted me
friend: who is this friend
me: just listen to the joke
friend: who is it
me: they dont go to our school
friend: what school do they go to
me: they dont live in our state
friend: what state do they live in
me: uh
friend: did you meet them on the internet
averysagetchristmas:
what concert costs 45 cents
50 cent feat. nickelback
family member: so what are your plans
me: sleep and eat
family member: i meant for tomorr-
me: sleep and eat
family member: and for the futu-
me: sleep
family member: when you grow u-
me: eat
