December 2009
Nigga needs his chickenandwaffles.
BossManAmr: heyyyyy
BossManAmr: nigga its amr haha
BossManAmr: sup foo
jestenofdafunk: niggggaaa
BossManAmr: aite brb breakfast
If Harry Potter’s so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get...
We must stop drinking water immediately -...
You fool, does ye not realize what water really does? Has the world become so blind? • People drown in water and are killed. People die when they’re killed. Conclusion: Water is a mass murderer. • Gangsters, kid-touching adults, terrorists, and killer bears are evil. Gangster, kid-touching adults, terrorists, and killer bears need water to live. Conclusion: Water is fuel for all things...
Nothing good comes after 2 am.
– Ted Mosby - How I Met Your Mother (via sogooey)
Preach brotha, preach
theraywong: i swear i only lose at battle tower cuz they fuckin rig shit
jestenofdafunk: its ok baby you tried
theraywong: stone edge never misses for him
theraywong: dragon rush never miss
theraywong: hydro pump never miss
theraywong: hypnosis never miss
Oh holy night.
sogooey:
christianbuenaventura:
sogooey:
Happy birthday Jesus. I’m sorry that I’m using bottles of your blood to celebrate it.
Heeyyy ! Didnt i see you at savemart? O_O
Hahah probably, I was there earlier in the afternoon.
Pshhhh. reminds me bout that time I ran into him at Tap Ex
I miss being able to talk to you like a real...
(via mzjamiie)
At least we know magic tricks work on her...
jestenofdafunk: If you held up 11 Ninetales EX pokemon cards in front of a mirror
jestenofdafunk: well, you would see the 12 most beautiful things in the world
jestenofdafunk: ;D
msmimijodi: wut does ex mean?
jestenofdafunk: special series
msmimijodi: toh
msmimijodi: oh
msmimijodi: like a certain verson
jestenofdafunk: yes....
msmimijodi: how wuld u see 12
msmimijodi: ?
jestenofdafunk: ....
Lady Gaga
Amr: Lady Gaga sucks nuts
Me: Lady Gaga has nuts
This wouldn't happen to be the good 'ol Egyptian Amr?
The mind of an intellectual with a side of...
(via mzjamiie)
Pssshh. Baby I know ;D
I feel like I'm the only person who DOESN'T like...
You make me smile
mzjamiie:
chazywazy:
jessikuhh:
But you deserve way better than me
WHO DIS BE TO o.o
It’s obviously me ;/
You guys got it all wrong, she’s obviously referring to cake.
I WLL GO FAR!
Vlad: So, how's your friend Jesten?
Kyra: He's good. He's a pokemon master
Vlad: Lolwut?
Kyra: Yeah, he plays pokemon er'day
Vlad: Wow, that man has his priorities straight! HE WILL GO FAR IN LIFE!
Damn
sogooey:
I’m falling deep into a hole that I know I shouldn’t be falling into for you, but it’s near impossible for me not to fall for you. This is just going to lead to nowhere.
Droppin’ so quickly.
Basil: What is love?
:You know that feeling you get when you’re looking for a Miltank in the wild grass and you just happen to run into an Entei instead. You aren’t really prepared for it’s appearance so you just chuck a pokeball at it and it works? Yeah, kinda like that. Unbelievable.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and...
Santa only has three “Ho’s”
BUAAHAHHA
***Tiger Woods needs to change his name to CHEETAH Woods!
I hate math to the fullest potential.
mzjamiie:
Neither the teacher nor the book explains crap. Stupid graphing, I hate you ):
Mr. Richmond just has more important things to tend to: like Magic!
I don't know if it's this new lotion but...I've...
mzjamiie: man what the FUCK
mzjamiie: i dont understand where you get all these lines
jestenofdafunk: what lines?
mzjamiie: the smooth talker lines
jestenofdafunk: uhh
jestenofdafunk:
Slap my ass and call me Sally! But I think I'm a... →
Genius.
mzjamiie: so im taking a survey
mzjamiie: whats like
mzjamiie: your favorite candy/chocolate
jestenofdafunk: not a fan of candy... but if you were dipped in chocolate I wouldn't mind a few cavities
jestenofdafunk: ;D
jestenofdafunk: chickacha
mzjamiie: HAHAHAA
Cello's like the Entei of High Schoolers...
you gotta be at the right place at the right time to see him there.
Someone give me money
mewill:
hallieee:
So I can shop at UO C:
If you’re talking about Urban you’ll need A LOT of money hahaha
If you want to earn money FAST just give the AMULET COIN to your lead pokemon and defeat random trainers! The AMULET COIN doubles your prize money.
HarHarHar